Welcome to GUY DECIDER 2022, the premier Guy Decision Simulator of 2022! Use your arrow keys to move around, and bump into things to interact with them. If your arrow keys aren't doing anything, try clicking within the game window.

This was made in bitsy for the "You Can't Have It All" jam, using Borksy, add bitsy audio, and several hacks. Most of the sprites are from the excellent Twitter bot Sprites By Bitsy. Music is by Carrie Z (buy it here!)

Rated 4.9 out of 5 stars
(9 total ratings)
AuthorEmma Conner
Made withbitsy
TagsBitsy, Meaningful Choices, Pixel Art
Average sessionA few seconds
InputsKeyboard, Gamepad (any), Touchscreen


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i chose so many guys now... our lord in heaven better watch out


I cry myself to sleep hoping that I've chosen the right guy! 10/10


I really hope I chose the right guys. 

Some fantastic  guys in here